The 'Ta Ta Towel' is the answer to all your boob sweat problems

The 'Ta Ta Towel' is the answer to all your boob sweat problems

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The 'Ta Ta Towel' is the answer to all your boob sweat problems

Genius, as they say, is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration.

Except in the case of the “Ta-Ta Towel,” a cozy cantilevered can container for which inspiration WAS perspiration.

Inventor Erin Robertson says she was getting ready for a date when her air conditioning went on the fritz during early summer in LA.

“I just kept thinking: ‘There HAS to be a better way to keep the beads of sweat from dripping down my stomach,’ ” she says.

No word on how the date went, but Robertson seized upon an idea, taught herself to sew and created a single-piece marvel of engineering that anchors around the neck and holds each breast aloft in its tender, absorbent embrace.

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Barbarella approves.

Bonus: When paired with terrycloth boots and micro mini, it is perfect for cosplaying “Barbarella Goes to the Day Spa.”

Unfortunately, the laws of physics require a certain amount of breast tissue to keep everything in place, so the Ta-Ta Towel starts at C cups.

The boob-sweat eliminator has, in recent days, become the talk of the Internet, and the company is rolling out new patterns and designs.

The Ta Ta Towel starts at $45.

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